Cute Halloween Costumes (That Are Normal Clothes Too!)

Hello, gorgeous souls. I hope you’re all getting ready for Halloween. Lining up your parties, watching dead-girl makeup tutorials on Youtube, maybe even going to a pumpkin patch and picking you a Jack-o-lantern . . . Me and Halloween . . . oh sweet Jesus, my body is ready. (It’s actually genuinely not – Halloween…

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My Blog Manifesto & How To Create Yours

Hey, you gorgeous creature. What have you been up to this week? In case you were tempted to actually answer, the thing that you’re reading this on is a screen – which means I can’t hear you. It’s an entirely redundant question, aimed at making you feel special and like I value you. It’s a…

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For The Love Of London: Canals

Hey, beautiful creatures – quick question for you. What do Kings Cross St Pancras, Angel (Islington) and Camden have in common? I mean, other than the fairly obvious link that they’re all in London. Hint: when in doubt, always look at the post title. Ah yes, you pub-quiz extraordinaires, you got it – all three…

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My 90s Inspired Summer To Autumn Lookbook

Why, hello you sexy beast; how are you this fine day? I think we can all admit that we are firmly in Autumn territory. Yes, the sun is making its final attempts at shining through . . . but it’s time to call it quits. Game over. Good try. Now, woes about lavender fields closing…

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My Tattoo Decision + Design Process!

Hey, you winning sperm! How you doing? Today, we’re going to be talking about my tattoo design process. Because, as much as it may appear that I have a raging addiction (I do) that doesn’t allow for rational thought (. . . I can work around it), I do put a considerable amount of thought…

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My Dream Bedroom

Oh, interior decoration, how much I love thee. How I cannot wait to have my own small apartment to decorate and paint and fill with plants and trinkets; how I sit there and wistfully gaze at furniture that my room cannot hold. Hi guys! In case you somehow missed both the title and the nonsense that…

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Tattoo Wishlist P2 – Roses & My Rose Tattoo!

It’s probably for the best that we get this out of the way early. Guys . . . I have a confession to make. I  love tattoos. I mean, to an abnormal degree. To the point that I dream about them and sketch tattoo ideas out in my spare time. If Rumplestiltskin were to offer…

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DIY: Hanging Glass Frame Memory Box (Great Gift For Her!)

Hey, beautiful people – today’s post is going to be something creative. Hell yeah, get excited! So, in case you didn’t know, we’re currently in Cyprus for my mother’s birthday trip. This posed a couple of issues for me – the main being that it is, in fact, my mother’s birthday. Which means gift selecting,…

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10 Ways To Occupy Yourself On A Flight + Plane Essentials

While holidays are a non-stop whirl of fun and adventure, flights are not. In fact, flights kind of suck. The food is shit; the cabin’s cold; the time drags and you spend the entire time extremely conscious of the fact that you’re very high up and you could pretty easily die. It’s kind of weird that flights are…

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My First Post; Who Am I & What Is This Blog?

… I feel like the kid that’s awkwardly called to the front of class and forced to introduce themselves on the first day of school. You know? Kind of nervous, kind of embarassed and drawing a complete mental blank. Who am I? Jesus Christ, I don’t even know anymore. Am I real? Do I even…

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